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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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There's a spider in my bathroom (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

My dick already shoots white sticky thing