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[โ€“] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know when I leave for a big trip I leave straight from my house

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you're in an emergency in the wilderness, the car is, by definition, far away.

"Don't want to freeze to death? Pack extra clothes in the trunk!"