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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It happened 13 times. But not since 1969. The Cuyahoga is now a shining example of environmental restoration with even the most polluted sections meeting the standards of the water quality act.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"we must make america great again. The woke mob has stolen our beautiful burning rivers. We aim to bring them back bigger and better!"

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

US right wingers when the invisible hand of the free markets somehow fails to un-pollute their rivers:

Cuyahoga is also a great track on REM’s album “Life’s Rich Pagent”

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Don't look at Lake Eerie too closely tho lol