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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach (wlos.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 96 points 18 hours ago (21 children)

He took off his shoe and threw it at the bug to kill it, but a revolver he had hidden in the shoe fell to the ground. Upon making contact with the floor, the gun discharged and the bullet hit the victim in the foot.

That's even more bizarre; how does one hide a gun in their shoe??

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 10 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

He has a prostetic leg, obviously!

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I can't tell if you're joking or not because that's actually a good explanation... Even if you're on a wheelchair, I can't imagine having a lump of metal in/on/under your shoe being comfortable at all if you have a real foot.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 2 points 16 hours ago

It would be extremely ironic if he had a prostetic leg and was shot by his own gun in the other one. It was a joke.

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