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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach (wlos.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 95 points 17 hours ago (21 children)

He took off his shoe and threw it at the bug to kill it, but a revolver he had hidden in the shoe fell to the ground. Upon making contact with the floor, the gun discharged and the bullet hit the victim in the foot.

That's even more bizarre; how does one hide a gun in their shoe??

[–] Trollhammer@jlai.lu 25 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

When you roll a nat 1...

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

Why are there so many fucking accounts less than 30 days old? Do y'all just keep making accounts every week? Are there this many newer Lemmings?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

Reddit did another stupid, so there's plenty of new joiners

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