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My Tesla Cybertruck Got Totaled After It Was Sideswiped by an E-Scooter. All-in, I paid $198K, but Insurance is Only Offering Me a “Fair Market Value” of $77K. I Still Owe the Bank $171,500 (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

metalwork the panel all the way back to perfect

My dude, have you ever seen a Swastikkkar? Those panels ain't even perfect when they leave the factory.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats the hard part, how would a bodyshop mimic the shittyness of the factory look

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Step 1: take in damaged Cybertruck.

Step 2: do absolutely fuckall to it.

Step 3: charge owner $6000 for repairs.

Step 4: watch happy owner drive off.