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[–] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

My Boomer aunt two weeks ago lol.

I'd say funny not fun.

Never communicates till she needs something from me.

Very triggering like my Brother was R.I.P, like no, I am not your pro-bono rock bottom drunk/drug emergency crisis therapist hotline#. Only leaving voicemails to make sure I'm thinking of her.

Lives in my Mother's house to boot.

/endrant

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not proud at how long I spend trying to figure out what a "house/endrant" was.

I was like "......what is that? Like a guest house?"

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