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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is, and there's a handful of people trying to one-up each other.

With great financial success, I might add.

[–] SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I think they might be trying for more than just one up

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With great financial success, I might add.

Hopefully that hospital trip worth it.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's buying a house at 28, so possibly.

Besides, I've needed medical treatment for something that happened at work before.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I sprained my ankle playing soccer at a work-related event, I wouldn't put it in the same ball park as bleeding genitals, though