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submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is ridiculous. There's no way a client calls a dolly a "pan".

That's obviously zooming.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I met a guy who would say "pan forward" and "pan it in an angle".

[–] mr_satan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I'll have one zoom sideways to the left, please!

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

We will zoom out towards the top