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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Hemingway used to say "Write drunk, edit sober." I've modernized that a bit for my own personal philosophy:

Code drunk. Debug drunk. Merge drunk.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, we've been meaning to talk to you about that.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it the inverse of that? And Hemingway always struck me as more of a "write drunk, edit buzzed" guy

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, I messed it up. I edited my post to be the correct way around.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure to hit the Ballmer's peak

[–] aubertlone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way.