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[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

> want to compile 50kb C++ console app on windows

> 6 GB MSVC installation

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"It's so easy to compile C/C++ apps on Linux"

"Just run make install"

"If it doesn't work, fuck you, it worked on my machine"

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hm. I've always found it harder to compile stuff on Windows.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, my comment was more that compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit. Windows may be the worst to compile on, but Linux is only marginally better.

Rust is amazing though.

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 17 points 1 week ago

compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit

I'm starting to think the platforms aren't the problem.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Okay that's fair. I fricked around with some C++ numerics BLAS header library (I think it was Eigen) on Linux before that was complicated and annoying too. The ARM Fast Models simulator was also a pain. Maybe I just don't like C++ development now that I think about it.

C mostly worked okay for me though.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gentoo is the best platform for this.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NixOS. Gentoo gets into trouble when you need multiple versions of the same library at the same time. Also while the infrastructure supports it it's annoying that gentoo doesn't provide pre-built binaries, like yes some people might want to have reason to build their own bash but I think I'll be fine with a standard build. NixOS? If you install something usually it's going to be pre-built. Change a couple of configuration flags? May or may not be pre-built. You want to apply a custom patch? It's going to seamlessly build from source.

[–] gabelstapler@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

I remember that Gentoo recently introduced binary packages, however I didn't really look into it, as I changed away from Gentoo. (Looking at you Spidermonkey, llvm etc.)

[–] arty@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

I keep seeing complaints from non JavaScript developers about their IDE not handling millions of files in a folder properly