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[–] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The problem is they don't ever stop paying the marketing team. Eventually you don't need more marketing and yet. Gestures around. Just hire a PR team for fucks sake.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Is it just a complicated form of embezzlement? You have some unqualified fucks put stock video clips and mindless musack together in windows movie maker so you have an excuse to pay them way too much? The marketting department sure as shit isn't helping the product's marketting.