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[โ€“] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 52 points 1 month ago (27 children)

The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

[โ€“] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (8 children)

no, we should use the heart beating as a definition. why? because then I can say I'm undead and have died twice. that's very cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž pls don't take that away from me ๐Ÿฅบ :(

[โ€“] bluewing@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

As an old and now retired medic. My personal definition of dead was if you made into the back of my amp-a-lamps or not. If you did you weren't dead-- you were merely having a bit of a bad day. I might have needed to do your breathing for you and I might have needed to make your heart pump blood. But until some doctor somewhere decided you weren't worth his time and effort, you were still alive. Because I don't haul dead people.

So, by my definition as a trained and professional medical person, you where never dead-dead. Just someone have a bad day among many others having a bad day at that time.

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