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submitted 1 month ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And they'll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Only when you stick your tongue in their mouth.

Which is fun, don't get me wrong, but sometimes things are busy and you don't have time.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Usually they're not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what's happening before I even see them.