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Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.
I guarantee it.
What if they fuck each other?
That's... how Conservatives are made.
What if we took a page of Bob Barker's book and have them spayed or neutered?
Eugenics is from the conservatives' book.
Then they shouldn’t mind, right?
Not originally, strangely enough...
Then it would just be pride month ? That’d be ok I guess assuming everyone consents
while talking about how not gay it is
Yep as a queer I wish to reassure them, I wouldn't touch any of them with a pole