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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave (newsthump.com)

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

RuPaul would be the best of popes.

edit: i was closer than i thought i would be

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Several people have done good pope drag, and I would see any of them in the office: Catherine O'Hara, pre-rape Marilyn Manson, the dude from Francis Bacon's Study after Portrait of Pope Innocent X. But RuPaul would probably be the best in terms of policy.