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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"You're gay because you like men. I'm gay because I hate women."

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there some joke regarding how this is animated?

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It came from my crappy keyboards built in gif selection I apologize for the mild epilepsy it looked smoother in the preview

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It looks fine, I just feel like I am missing a layer of the joke

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 days ago
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

*Peter Thiel enters the chat*