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Luigi Mangione Musical Set to Debut Next Month. The Entire Run Is Already Sold Out (people.com)

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Um...

"He's confined all alone, he

's been starved til he's bony,

And Miranda is phony

Cuz the DA's a crony

(Hope this song wins a Tony!)"

Editing to add, I discovered there's already an old Louis Prima song "Luigi" about a numbers runner whose downfall is a corrupt cop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAcOxvwZFYA