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This MF lives in a goddamn pigpen and has roaches crawling on him yet still has the audacity to think that he gets to decide who gets sent to the coal mines. Might as well change his name to Dunning Kruger.
He has cleaned his house and has pest control come by twice a year now. You are behind on the lore, let me help you get up to date.
He wears shoes indoors and doesn't vacuum much.
He recently gave himself a bloody nose from picking his nose on camera.
He still doesn't know how to use a normal kitchen oven.
He is balding.
He has 3 real teeth.
He is 6' and weights 135 pounds.
He recently lived with 3 dead rats in his attic for a few days before he went up there and found them. He threw the corpses in his backyard instead of the trash.
He has jerked off to completion while streaming, but did so out of frame and continued to converse. Nobody knows if he has done that more than the one confirmed time.
He still collects empty, or mostly empty, soda cups from various fast food places on his desk. He does eventually throw them away in purges.
He has had a yellow Gatorade on his desk for years, it is no longer yellow.
He showers maybe once a week and uses a knife to scrape the dead skin from his face.
He wears the same clothes for days and doesn't do wash.
His diet mostly consist of fast food, most of which is Chipotle, but Wendy's is a close second. Sometimes he wants a home cooked meal and will make a $2 steak with a microwaved potato or two, sometimes a Totinos triple pepperoni pizza with cheese and pepperoni added.
Before he cleaned his house up, two of his friends and fellow streamers came over and he cooked for them his infamous $2 steak and microwaved potatoes. Both of them had adverse reactions, one of which became ill for a few days.
His favorite fruit to eat is lemons, but would not buy them because he would rather eat other things.
So those are the qualities of someone who holds the opinion that dumb people belong in the mines instead of voting.
Twice a year sound like to much for a regular person but also not enough for him.
Twice a year is in accordance with industry standards for best practices in most areas where roaches are.
If he has cleaned his house up as much as he has said, there are photos of a couple spots, and he hasn't seen any roaches in a while like he says, twice a year is fine.