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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Finally cutting the bonds that have shackled Americans since the 1960s. Next we'll take down the Motorcycle Helmet Nazis - feel the wind in your crewcut again!