this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] andyburke@fedia.io 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Getting tired of these dumbass stories.

Useless shit until and unless the foolish people who believed him completely wake up. How likely does that seem given their penchant for wishing everything away while mainlining Fox?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The leopard feasting will continue untill enough people actually do something useful and sensible to stop them... or we all die from a ballooning, out of control, leopard population.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please, god, don't let the leopards invade into Canada with their facivorus tendencies. We're at the brink of overpopulation where it comes to edible faces but I'm hoping against hope.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

... any chance you'll accept those who spent the last decade warning their self-stupifying countrymen against electing the Let the Leopards Loose circus show frontman... and are now themselves fleeing ... the leopards...

... any chance you'll let us in?

We won't be voting for the conservatives.

just uh... asking for a ... friend. yep. a friend.