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Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They should check the ex pope for polonium. I've heard vp james donald bowman's true boss likes to use it...