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Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem says she was robbed in DC (www.msn.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Our heartland is secured, I see.

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[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Here is a White House press release of a police sketch of the perpetrators visible tattoos

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