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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word "tok". You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is "My computer won't turn off any more, please help me resolve this!"

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God damn you guys really can't recognize the most blatantly obvious jokes ever.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, I do think it's a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.