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Arr, Captain, 'tis time for me to leave the crew (lemmy.world)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Avast, ye team leader!

Ye have been scheduled a parlaying upon the third floor swashbuckler resources department from which resolute compensating agreements will be negotiated and formed. As valuable ye be to this crew, replacements are in order if loot be not what ye seek alongside us bonded by honourable theivery across these high seas.

Beware that a noncompetitive curse signed in blood be upon ye. 9 months cast out with narry a drop of employment.