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[โ€“] Redkey@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So this is a list of responses given by AI when you correct it? My guess was "Things you will never hear from a client when you politely point out a logical inconsistency, an incorrect assumption, or a wild over/underestimation in their project plan." 'Cause in my experience the response you will get, 99% of the time, is "That won't happen."

[โ€“] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

I thought it was "things a programmer says to a client (while rolling their eyes) after the client gives nonsensical feedback."