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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

The man hasn't been named by Belgian media. 😠

Internet detectives, hear my call! Find the name of this rapist so that we may plaster it everywhere like the rapist Brock Turner!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Just like Brock Turner, the rapist!

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Yup, the rapey one

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The man hasn't been named by Belgian media.

Yes, because that's illegal in Belgium, if not the EU.

The man has been suspended from his university though

[–] Adiemus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Really? How do you know?

[–] ihatefascist@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Dr. Ruben Vanstiphout

ruben.vanstiphout@uzleuven.be

Have fun lads