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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago

'Smart' means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.

You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.