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[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The only thing smart I want is a faucet that activates with button OR the knee / foot sensor, and gives water always with a precise programmed temperature and flow.

That and a temperature and timer controlled frying pan.

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For that last one, why not shit in your microwave and set it to 340W. That would easily allow you to test the system without buying any new appliance, except for a microwave if you don't have one.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Imagine cleaning the splatter after all the corn boils and pops in there

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

Gonna smell real bad

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nah you'd have a chimney. The main reason I want a "separating drying toilet" is that it would have a fan and wouldn't smell at all in your bathroom. And you'd probably also have a separating toilet as first step, then dehydration which can be closed cycle, and then either burning or compositing. And with that and biodegradable soap and detergents, sanitation becomes much less infrastructure intensive.