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Most programmers just google it anyway (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 days ago by Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother's cunt.

At least give us a "/s" so there's no doubt bro.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you know how wet your mom is?

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You can get a soil moisture meter for $12.99 on Amazon.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're probably right. I should assume the autism level is above average here.. My bad. But your mom's cunt is pretty wet when she rubs it on my face. Not your best analogy.

Edit: no /s to be clear. Your mom's cunt is dripping. But it's good that you don't know that.