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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

$4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How much are goofies worth?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He just told you. $400

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Huhyulk! Goarsh!

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oooh my brain just "auto corrected" it to "dollars" when I was reading it.