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[–] alehel@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just know that for decades people will check the git blame and curse my name.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Protip: Add a minor inconvenience to every line, like a trailing space or slightly misaligned indentation. That way the next guy who opens the file will automatically correct it, taking the git blame.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

My company had 2 types of people...

Everyone else: who used sometimes 3 or 4 spaces (yes, manually pressing the spacebar even though the IDE provided them);
Me: Commit 1 Added .clang-format
Commit 2 Ran git clang-format