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A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster (pawb.social)

submitted 3 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 182 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (19 children)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 20 points 3 months ago

You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

That's not a problem after you've had your fingers sliced off when you close the hood.

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