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submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I just had a contractor tell me I needed to prioritize their request because it's urgent for the task they're working on that's adding a new feature.

they want me to push the changes out by EOD....today.....Friday.

I don't like to do this, but I hold seniority....sooo....I think I'm going to take a three hour long lunch and cut out for the weekend early.

don't come to me with a request unless it's actually urgent.