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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun

  1. The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.

  2. A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.

  3. An instrument with a hinged claw, -- used for extracting teeth with a twist.

Sounds about right.