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Bingo of crappy IT processes (lemmy.ml)

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun

The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.
A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.
An instrument with a hinged claw, -- used for extracting teeth with a twist.

Sounds about right.