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[–] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (7 children)

-looking for stories about how marijuana use has negatively impacted your life

"I-I just kept eating. Just kept going. A whole family sized bag of doritos. OH THE HORROR!!"

[–] DeLacue@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Alcohol is worse for you than weed. But alcohol is far more harmful for you than many people realise. Being not as bad as Alcohol does not make it good or harmless. However, after many years of very overblown propaganda about the threat of weed the pendulum has swung the other way and no many people falsely believe all talk of the damage weed can do to be propaganda. Here's a good video explaining the topic; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBRaI0ZeAf8&t=661s&ab_channel=Kurzgesagt%E2%80%93InaNutshell

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