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[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

IMO if you are willing to go to jail best reasons are either stealing millions of dollars or murder.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A friend of a friend is dating a dude in prison for being a hitman (needless to say she has terrible taste in men and we've told her that many times). He apparently accepted $7k to travel across the country to kill someone then travel again to Mexico to called the payout, meaning probably like $6k all said and done, and all I can think is that's way less than I ever would have thought one would accept for such a service, especially when I can't even get a second car key included when buying a car for 2-3x that!

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They all think they are so smart and no one will ever find out while leaving traces all over. morons

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell her she can date me. I'll commit a sex crime for her ...:)

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fuck makes you think that's an okay thing to say?

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Found the man with no sense of humour LOL. I bet you're fun at parties. Assuming you even get invited.... :)

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago

Rape is never a matter to joke about, and anyone who thinks otherwise is not worth associating with.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago

You think it's too little because you're not keen on the idea of killing someone in the first place. Would you take the money if instead of murder you just had to go attend a work meeting? Some people treat crimes just as casually as that.