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submitted 5 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That is why I travel by train. At least a train can't fall out of the sky.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

More of an altitude issue tbh

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 days ago

That's why we invented bridges and viaducts, we didn't want the trains to feel left out

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hundreds of tons of steel detailing doesn't feel good. Also don't look at the rate of train derailments.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

Derailments arent just flying off the rails and destroying a town, it could just be a misalignment

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

r/bitchIAmATrain and r/bitchIAmABus wanna argue (please link equivalent community)

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Um ackshually that's a metro, not a train 🤓

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

It's one whale statue away from becoming a boat