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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon finds his people (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 9 hours ago

That’s a good start. Now make sure to stop washing and fart/belch copiously in public to protect yourself from relapsing into the pool of eligible bachelorhood.