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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I think Bill Burr said that if you're not a rapist, then you're an incel. If you ask for sex, and she says no, and you go jerk off instead of taking it by force, you are then, in fact involuntarily celibate.

P.S.:I'm still kinda pissed at him for taking the Saudi gig.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

"Don't feel bad about being an incel. Everyone who isn't a literal rapist is an incel. It's okay" is one of the more enlightenment takes.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bill Burr showing that everybody has a price…

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

It's hard for me to stay mad at him.