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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 100 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Dude should not have listened to pickup artists.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Yes.

But also, would the result have been different?

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

But anon is already a creepo. is anon

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

no, he has hobbies now ; he is real man 💪

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 16 hours ago

Impossible to know just from this post. But it certainly lowered his chances exponentially.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Which part of this has anything to do with pickup artists

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 37 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

…the part where he fucking says he started watching pick up artist shit?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Oh right so that's what 'pua' means

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 15 hours ago
[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 hours ago

Pua is also the name of the pig in the Disney movie Moana, and I'm not sure what dating tips one can pick up by watching that, but maybe OP can try that instead.