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What does one need 11 homes for?
Well you see, there are 11 days in a faceweek
Oh, I heard about faceweeks. Theyre made up of 30 ad-hours per metaday in a faceweek
If you read the article, it gets into it a little bit. Demolishing the homes, building smaller homes, and primarily creating some kind of enormous underground bunker-type network.
I heard that he has dummy homes between his real home in order to prevent anyone with telescopes or binoculars from ever actually being able to see into his real residence. I also heard that he deliberately camouflages it in order to cover it up from satellite and aerial views.
This is the guy who absolutely wants to demolish everyone's privacy except for his own. He guards his own like his life and soul depend on it.
One to mix the kool aid, one to serve the kool aid, nine for the kool aid servers to sleep in while preparing for the crowds coming to drink the kool aid...