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Destroy their oxygen intakes. Job done.
Fart into it. Make them suffer.
Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.
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What I would give for a movie prop tube of green pearl VX to leave around my workshop...
If the Hitman games taught me anything, is that a single bottle of poison (the type that you can comfortably fit in your pocket) is sufficient to kill an entire building of people if you get it into the ventilation system.