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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 58 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This is good, right? Fewer single-use narco-submarines being discarded?

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 36 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Unlike Coca-cola, these traffickers reuse their containers

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

They are eco-conscious drug traffickers

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If you find one on the beach you can return it for the deposit.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

What's that Mr chainsaw man? Get in the car and we're going for a ride? Whoopsie, guess finding that container wasn't as lucky as I thought.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They had me at cheaper cocaine.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

That's just crack.

Falling price of cocaine more often than not means you're getting it stepped on a lot more. You're not getting high quality for cheap.

Enshitification came for the narcotics industry ages ago.