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[–] kamstrup@programming.dev 21 points 20 hours ago

Many moons ago I did a project at uni where we implemented elliptic curve cryptography in Java and released it as open source. Unsurprisingly, we had no idea what we were doing. Some years later I get a random mail from someone using it on some embedded system...

I don't want to know, and I fear that ist is paramount that I maintain plausible deniability 😂♥️🙏