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Family ‘banned from more than 1,000 petrol stations’ amid fuel theft row (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 days ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Once, I was forced to pay inside because the card reader at the pump was broken. The attendant misheard the pump number and someone else immediately spent my money and drove away. I came back once I figured out what happened and the attendant was like "not my problem."

So, anyway, that's a way to steal gas.