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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I always used “sequel” but I guess that’s very traditional businesspeople speak

[–] despoticruin@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

I always used "Ss-Quill" in class, professionally I usually refer to the database as a series of pained grunts and whimpers

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm also in camp sequel, though I could be persuaded to camp squirrel.

[–] rooroo@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

If only squirrel weren’t a popular sql gui tool already.