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Anon reality checks your fantasy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

"The more you hurt at the parting... the more it proves the depth of your love. And if you always fear sorrow... you'll never be able to love at all." — Belldandy, a literal goddess who'll live longer than any knife-eared tree hugger.

Also tell your whyfoo and her folks that I'll keep cutting trees, goblinite does not drop charcoal and I need it for steel. If they keep whining I'm going to open the circus and unleash the clowns on them, not even Frieren and Fern would be able to get rid of all of them. I am not joking, I'm going to open the circus! ~~And butcher some mermaids for the bones.~~

Now shoo. I'm not listening to them babbling about a ring to be destroyed, or how they're taking Chilchuck to Isengard-gard-gagagagard-gard or whatever. Nor should you. Touch grass, even if you're isekai'd.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Frieren

kEEEP hER nAME oUT oF yOUR dAMN mOUTH

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago

slap

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Make it rain blood! Just make sure the cats don't track it everywhere.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, cool PFP with the PHP composer

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a PHP dev, and a band director. I thought it fitting 😄

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh cool! Am also a PHP dev :3

And I used to play Tenor Sax in a wind ensemble ~w~

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

...are you a rock climber / boulderer too by chance?

Once I thought I had pretty uncommon hobbies but then I read somewhere that playing music and bouldering are like the two top hobbies for developers 😄 Apparently they all tickle the same parts of the brain

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I actually used to go bouldering fairly frequently for a while when I was younger LMAO.

But I haven't done it in almost a decade...