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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 69 points 23 hours ago (5 children)
[–] bklyn@piefed.social 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Toilet Paper USA?

Always has been

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

That is literally the name of the subreddit dedicated to dunking on them. Or at least was. Wouldn't be surprised if they nuked it by now, way things are over there

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Yup, those are the letters they chose to self-apply. Like when our IT department tried to rebrand as Technology & Innovation, but then realised they could never again refer to the Technology & Innovation Team 😁

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 6 points 16 hours ago

But did they have a poster for their Cyber Security Awareness Month?

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Naa that would have been on purpose.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

This is how I read it every time I see the acronym