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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No one cares about your silly logic

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No one cares about your lack of caring about my silly logic!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pooping right now and my dogs are waiting in bed for me to cuddle them. I hope I've added sufficiently asinine information to this conversation.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Hope you made it out of there okay.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -3 points 11 hours ago

Kinda facts ⬆️

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -3 points 11 hours ago

Also factual fact ⬆️

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -5 points 11 hours ago

Factual fact ⬆️

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Less facts ⬆️